Ok, so the only reason I'm updating this is to promote my totally sexy site. [link] See? Sexy Site You should join. But don't bother joining if you don't know the difference between your and you're. Siriusly. We'll kick your ass right off of our site. Annnnd, Bella (i-luv-edward-cullen)is an admin along with myself.

Anyways, I never get on here anymore because it's filled with obsessive Twilight fangirls who think they're the shit because they touched Robert Pattinsons hand.
Seriously.
Twilight=soft porn for those who need a prom date.
I regret putting up all of that fan art for that sad excuse for a novel.
I'll probably just take it all down.

As many of you many know, today is Bella's birthday. So, while everyone else is worshpping the mary-sue, I am the one in the background scowling and stealing cake. Sooo, unhappy birthday to you, Bella. Please, for the sake of the weorld, take your creepy ass daughter and leave us alone.
Thank you.

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NOOO!!! Why?!?!Do they have a freaking DEATH WISH?! And you know what makes it sooo much worse? TWILIGHT, of all things, goes and takes HBP's orignal weekend opening. They just HAD to go and do that JUST to piss me off.
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AND IT'S WORKING.
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Tag Time.

*1)Honestly, how many people have you completely
fallen for?
WEll, if we're talking about infatuation, quite a few.

*2) Honestly, what color is the shirt you're wearing now?
White

*3) Honestly, what's on your mind?
The Phantom of the opera (Erik)
Jasper and Alice pic that I might do
New York

*4) Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Ummm...updating my journal?

*5)What Bands Do You Like?
Hellogoodbye, Coldplay, All Time Low, Forever the Sickest Kids

*6)Honestly, have you done something bad today?
If I told you, I would have to kill you

*7) Honestly, did you watch "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequila?
Oh God no! I hate her

*8)Are You Straight,Gay,Or Bi?
Straight as could be

*9) Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?


*10) Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
Yes,those HP producers so I can get my revenge

*12) Honestly, do you have deep secrets?
Once again, if I told you, I would have to kill you

*14)Honestly, are you an honest person?
Yeah I guess

*15) Honestly, what are you addicted to?
Shopping.
I'm going to be 95 years old and up to my eyeballs in debt.
Oh yeah, and Jasper Hale.

*16) Honestly, where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully in New York pursuing my dreams

*17) Honestly who was your last text from?
My friend

*18) Honestly, what are you sick of?
The Twilight movie

*19) Honestly, what do you want right now?
Some root beer, Jasper Hale, and a key to the mall

*20) Honestly, would you use family connections to get a job?
Probably, yeah

*22)DO YOU LIKE FRERARD!?!
???

*23) Honestly, are you desperate?
For what? Or who?

*24) Honestly, have you ever made anyone cry?
Probably.

*25) Honestly, have you ever stabbed a friend in the back?
Mayyyyybe

*26) Honestly, have you ever lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend?
You are really nosey, aren't you?

*27) Honestly, what was your best day ever?
Hmmm. The day I got baptized.

*28) Honestly, what is a personality trait that you find most attractive?
Devotion to me, their family, and their religion

*29) Honestly, are you normally a happy person?
Yes, I am.

*30) Honestly, what makes you mad?
Don't even get me started. You'll be here for a while.

*31) Honestly, what is your greatest fear?
Death of family/friends.

*32) Honestly, do you lie to people?
I try not to. And I usually don't.

*33) Honestly, are you annoying to people?
Yes, actually.

*35) Honestly, would you rather save your family member or 100 strangers?
That does not need to be answered at the moment

*36) Honestly, what religion do you find most annoying?
Well, I don't want to be mean, but aethiests who are very closed minded to my views. But no offense against them.

*37) Honestly, are you a "relationship person"?
...I guess...?

*38) Honestly, if you can have one superpower what would it be?
Being able to change my appearance

*39) Honestly, who is the last person you sang in front of?
My dad

*40)Honestly, if you could go back 3 months and change something what would it be?
Nothing. Screwing around with time only leads to consequences.

*41)Honestly, who is making you laugh right now?
The epic-failness of Breaking Dawn

*42)ADMIT CHRIS CROCKER IS AMAZING!
NEVERRRR

If you don't want to be spoiled, I strongly suggest you don't look at this.
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OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDD!!!!! Renesme?! WHAT THE FRICK MAN?!?! I HATED that whole plotline. Since when is Bella Mommy Dearest? in Eclipse, she even said that she hated the types of girls who get married at her age and then get knocked up by her boyfriend. And now look at her.
Other than that unfourtunate spectacle, the book was mediocre at worst and good at best. It didn't match the expectations I had aftter I read Eclipse.
Bits I liked:
-"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" Priceless.
-The wedding. It was cute.
-Isle de Esme
-"Why am I covered in feathers?"
-Em and Jazz. It's so weird...but at the same time really cute.
-Seth trying to talk to Edward by thinking. "I feel stupid." "You sound stupid."
-Bella getting changed and seeing things through a vampire perspective.
-"It's about time somebody scored around here."
-The whole "Mr.Jasper" thing didn't make my day: it made my whole week.
-"And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of forever." ^_^
Stephenie really pissed me off because in a q&a she did, she said writing a Jasper/Alice series was "doubtful" and it was more likely that she would do one from the perspective of Leah or spawn of Bella.
To tell you the truth, I won't be reading either.
Soooooo, it was my birthday a few days ago (July 31), and it ROCKED. Going to Hilton Head with was SOOOOO much fun. Stuff I got for said birthday:
-Brand new shiny laptop
-Guitar Hero
-Harry Potter poster signed by Dan, Rupert, and Emma (Thanks, !)
-The Twilight movie poster
So life's good, even if Breaking Dawn wasn't. :kisses:

Yesh, so I spent this past week on vacation with my family in NYC.I had a really great time, and we did a LOT of stuff. It would probably take me 3 journals to explain them all. I also took a ton of photos, and I will probably upload them soon.
I got to see Phantom of the Opera on broadway, and it was AMAZING. Much better than the movie! The vocals rocked, as did the orchastra.
I also saw the Dark Knight, Which really rocked the socks off of every other superhero movie. The cast was superb, especially Heath Ledger. Just watching his performance of the Joker gave me chills. The character is about as phsycotic as you can get.
I'm taking requests from anyone for anything. Be it a graphic, fanfic, or icon. Just tell me!